ukulelemanscp:

kondraki:

progeny-ex-machina:

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Why must you torment me in this way.

Where can I buy these? 

I mean, it has 25% of your daily value in A, B, B12, C, and E vitamins and it pisses off Konny. Breakfast of snarky champions.

I will piss in every bowl you acquire.


Apr/21/14
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progeny-ex-machina:

Why must you torment me in this way.


Apr/20/14
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ditenean:

kondraki:

Word on the street is, Dr. Kennedy is a cat. What is it with that man and turning into animals?

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D’aaawwww

Hey look what I’ve got


Apr/20/14
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Anonymous;
*Intercom* Easter is tomorrow and we're allowing an egg hunt, however, the first person...Kondraki, to put an egg in 682's cell is instantly punished.

Technically I was the second person so ha.


Apr/20/14
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Word on the street is, Dr. Kennedy is a cat. What is it with that man and turning into animals?


Apr/20/14
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If you ever think I’m perverted just remember that my home country has a children’s book entitled Wielka Księga Cipek, which literally means Big Book of Pussies, and try to understand why I might not be able to help it.


Apr/16/14
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alderaans:

In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I’ve been conducting a similar experiment.


Apr/14/14
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ghostcattgirl:

just gonna leave this here before I go to bed

ghostcattgirl:

just gonna leave this here before I go to bed


Apr/14/14
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